Who are YOU please.... Kobe Bryant?

Who are YOU Kobe Bryant? Seriously though, Im honestly trying to figure YOU out. And for all those reading this article, I am not addressing you, I am addressing Kobe. Who the fuck are YOU Kobe!Let me make this very clear, I dont plan on truly figuring out who YOU really are through writing this article, nor do I think through getting some stuff out on the table about YOU that I truly have a chance of figuring YOU out. I mean, I have never had a one on one conversation with YOU, or even been present in a room that YOU have spoken in. However, I have seen numerous clips of YOU on Sportscenter and seen parts of the documentary involving YOU "doing work" through the eyes of the man who made Jesus Shuttlesworth aka Spike "Im Marc Cuban except Black" Lee (think about that for a second) on television, which give the likes of a mere mortal like myself a glittery glimpse of who YOU are . I also kindof saw YOU playing live in the Los Angeles Arena during this seasons preseason game against Barcelona, but dont really remember seeing YOU because of the panic attack that took place within my mind 5 minutes into the game (and no I will not be speaking about that anymore after that, because it doesnt involve YOU at all).

So now is the part of my article on YOU where I will try and hash out some shit that comes to mind about YOU in an attempt to figure YOU out. Just to be more clear on my method that I will be using, if anyone readingt this article ever did an outline in school, what Im doing is similar to the bubble outline. Basically, what the bubble method involves is circling the main theme in the middle (in this case, YOU) and then making line pointing to other bubbles of things that come to mind about the main thing/creature/person that the article is going to be on.

Ok. Here I go. Who the fuck are YOU Kobe?!
1.) Are you Michael Jordan's secretly born child? Maybe?I mean you stick out your tongue like him. You fade a way like he does. You lick your lips like he does. You speak like he does. And now (just starting at this years NBA finals), YOU scowl like him. Therefore, that leads me to think you come from the same genetic pool as him. And do YOU blame me for coming to this conclusion? Got to be some genetic connection though, right?
2.) A man in need of the spotlight, willing to to go to anylength to cast off anyone in your way in order to get YOURS? I mean YOU told Shaq to get as far away from you as possible, eventhough with him YOU were destined to win 2-5 more championship trophies. I also saw YOU and most importantly not Phil with the clipboard at the end of game 3 (vs. the Magic) telling people what they should and should not be doing (and as discussed with my co-workers...that conversation most likely went...ok "im going to go here and this is where you will give me the ball, or Il go here and this where you will give me the ball, or lastly il go here and this is the only other place I will be and that you will have the opportunity to give me the ball"). So, are YOU the type of guy that doesnt listen to a coach that has WON 17,000 basketball championships, and needs to orchestrate the plays that YOU feel most comfotable running, and not the ones (orchestrated by the G of a coach YOU have) that will actually lead YOU to a championship?! And listen man, regarding that whole shit YOU mentioned about YOU and Phil thinking the same way on the "Doin Work" documentary, come on man get real with YOURSELF....To thine own self be true Kobe!! Phil is a G, always has been. YOU are not him, and most importantly YOU are not a coach. YOU are a great player, not a great coach! In fact, Phil left the Lakers the first time around, because he could not coach YOU bro.
3.) Are you a good/moral dude? I mean YOU cheated on your wife bro. YOU didnt get a divorce and then go do YOUR thing with someone else. YOU straight cheated on her and then bought her a mulit million dollar ring to make up for it.

So, and to wrap up my article on YOU, it seems like you are the type of dude that makes YOURSELF appear to others like you are someone else. YOU are someone that is never satisfied; that has something good, and needs something better.However, YOU could be a down to earth, nice, loving, working on himself in a positive way through positive new means of living(as a result of past mistakes) dude? However, from the stuff that Im seeing that just isnt the case.But then again, and as prefaced earlier, I dont know fuckshit about who YOU really are......